Operation BlameBush: Day 2 (Updated)

Good Day, America. In the interest of staying ahead of the news cycle, here are two important stories you really need to keep your eyes on.

Hurricane season 2006 is officially underway. Here is the latest on the failure of the Bush Administration to prevent another hurricane from hitting the US:

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Here's the latest on the coming Earth-destroying storms that Algore has claimed will condemn humanity to death(this time, at least):

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Don't worry. Bush will be declared a failure the moment a hurricane forms off the coast of Africa. Keep tuned into your national and cable news networks for the latest updates on this catastrophic failure.

Related: Here is the latest on the "sure-thing" Karl Rove indictment:

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