John Petrucci Will End Your Life, Noob
EPIC LULZ in these videos.
You are not worthy:
And this one bears an uncanny resemblance to my dreams (and sometimes reality) as a teenage music nerd:
Do not work for my happiness, my brothers - show me yours - show me that it is possible - show me your achievement - and the knowledge will give me courage for mine. ~ Ayn Rand